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What other candidates would say if told to iron a shirt (see previous post)
Brought to you by Jon Lynn and Brian Lawrence (so you know who to blame):
Biden would keep talking and talking to shirt until it got bored and ironed itself.
Kucinch would wait for the aliens to drop off another shirt.
Tancredo would try to find an illegal immigrant to do it for him for half price.
Rudy would say the shirt reminded him of how he wore a shirt on 9/11.
Edwards would tell people about a family that was so poor they lived in a shirt…but it was only half the size of this one.
Huckabee would say he saw the an image of the Virgin Mary in a sweat stain underneath the words “Vote Huck”.
Richardson would spill mustard on the shirt.
You just can’t trust Romney on the issue. Back in Massachusetts he was all for ironing your shirt, but suddenly in the GOP primary he says he won’t do it anymore.
Fred Thompson is too lazy and would just leave the shirt rumpled.
And Obama would give an inspirational speech to the shirt as it sat there, unironed.